Hello, I'm Mock Johnson. This is my blog -- a place for me to put down whatever I am writing at the moment for public consumption. At present, I am an unemployed, unkempt and unpleasant person who lives in an equally unpleasant city surrounded by exceedingly unpleasant people. I am crass, trite and cliche and you should probably ignore this blog if you have any sort of self-respect. I will shock, offend and belittle your beliefs because I openly feel they are inferior to mine and what's more, I'm right. At no point will you ever feel anything but the most intense loathing for me and my writings, which will certainly be seen as amounting to little more than scribblings by an untalented lunatic with no eye for prose or any capacity for anything but half-hearted self-deprecation and very poor jokes.
Enjoy.
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